Everybody's heard the odd names the Palin's gave their kids...Track, Trig, Bristol, Willow, and Piper. It must be an Alaska thing. Anyway, over at Polit Tsk Tsk Tsk they have a Sarah Palin baby-name gererator. So you type in your first name and find out what you'd be called if you were born into the Palin family. Mine turned out to be Spine Breeder Palin.
What's a spine breeder? Click the link and see what you would be named if Sarah Palin was your mom.