This is Paris Hilton talking about how she "earns" a living.
Seriously, this is the funniest thing you'll read all day...
"I went to Austria recently and got paid 1 million (£53 million) just to wave at a crowd of people there. I had to say 'hi' and tell them why I loved Austria so much," she said.
Asked why she loved Austria so much, she said: "Because they pay me £1 million to wave at crowds!"
You can't make this stuff up folks.